hAiKu fOr U

[aNiMaL mOtHeR]

I don't know how many of you ever make up Haiku's,but they are an old Japanese form of poetry. However the American (versus Japanese) Haiku contain three lines. The first line contains five syllables, the second has seven, and the last has five. A very simple way of having fun with words...

I have been working in Kitchens over 15 years now, and I , on occasion, will use a Haiku to help manage my kitchen staff.

Once I had a Brunch cook quit on me late on a Saturday night, Evil Sunday Brunch lurking just hours away,and I knew if I didn't find someone quick I would be ass deep in poached eggs and fucked up shit I didn't even want to think about. Quickly I walk down the kitchen line and looked at my half stoned, lazy ass grill cook, leaning over his cutting board,and say to him in a very assertive voice...


Are you standing still?
Perhaps you should clean something,
Sunday Brunch For You.


Try it out and see
Maybe you are great at it
Post up with your skill.

[NightHawk]

Cool thread, we did these in English at school.

One two three four five
One two three four five six sev-
En one two three four

[ganjaisgood2]

One time at my school
I let a massive rank fart
And a girl threw up

[aNiMaL mOtHeR]

You can't fool me bro
I can smell that shitty fart
You must love eggs

[ganjaisgood2]

HAHAHAHA

respect for making me spit out my beverage

[aNiMaL mOtHeR]

Ya, I am still roflmao about that 1.