a few jokes just for vivi here
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumber!
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
lol thats about it!