PROFESSIONALLY SPEAKING....
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York ,says, 'I like accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago ,responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas ,says, 'No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from L os Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up
when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest
to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no
spine, plus the head and the ass are interchangeable.