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Jan 24, 2008 17:01:26 GMT -5
Post by MaxKwanDow on Jan 24, 2008 17:01:26 GMT -5
There is a factory in Kansas which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day Promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting The entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march Down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over The factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you Misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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Jan 24, 2008 17:58:03 GMT -5
Post by colombiano on Jan 24, 2008 17:58:03 GMT -5
hahahaha nice one dude
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Jan 24, 2008 20:56:04 GMT -5
Post by Hein on Jan 24, 2008 20:56:04 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure this one has already been posted in here once, but it's a good one !!!
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Jan 25, 2008 8:04:05 GMT -5
Post by BaLLiStIc on Jan 25, 2008 8:04:05 GMT -5
haven't read it before. but very good max lol
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Jan 25, 2008 8:29:21 GMT -5
Post by RapisT on Jan 25, 2008 8:29:21 GMT -5
lmao
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Jan 25, 2008 17:20:21 GMT -5
Post by Dxoutlaw on Jan 25, 2008 17:20:21 GMT -5
lmao
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Jan 29, 2008 8:46:25 GMT -5
Post by Hein on Jan 29, 2008 8:46:25 GMT -5
Souls favourite ;D !!!
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Jan 29, 2008 13:46:07 GMT -5
Post by colombiano on Jan 29, 2008 13:46:07 GMT -5
hahahahaha
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Feb 17, 2008 23:14:13 GMT -5
Post by ganjaisgood2 on Feb 17, 2008 23:14:13 GMT -5
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Feb 18, 2008 0:13:31 GMT -5
Post by colombiano on Feb 18, 2008 0:13:31 GMT -5
O.O im blind now
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Feb 18, 2008 0:15:55 GMT -5
Post by aNiMaL mOtHeR on Feb 18, 2008 0:15:55 GMT -5
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Feb 18, 2008 3:44:58 GMT -5
Post by BaLLiStIc on Feb 18, 2008 3:44:58 GMT -5
omfg what is wrong with those people . smoking pipes and cigars in front of a web cam .
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Feb 18, 2008 4:51:09 GMT -5
Post by Dxoutlaw on Feb 18, 2008 4:51:09 GMT -5
crazy ppl
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Feb 18, 2008 15:01:32 GMT -5
Post by colombiano on Feb 18, 2008 15:01:32 GMT -5
oh god im even more blind more -.-
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Feb 19, 2008 19:34:48 GMT -5
Post by ganjaisgood2 on Feb 19, 2008 19:34:48 GMT -5
Wow, this guy really dug that video...
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