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Feb 19, 2008 20:52:54 GMT -5
Post by colombiano on Feb 19, 2008 20:52:54 GMT -5
O.o lol ganja
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Feb 19, 2008 22:51:41 GMT -5
Post by aNiMaL mOtHeR on Feb 19, 2008 22:51:41 GMT -5
Wow, this guy really dug that video... salo7227 (5 months ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 3000!!!!!!! I want to puff your loose arse you big buffalo. Touch my gooch I thought you might like that 1...
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Feb 28, 2008 18:18:14 GMT -5
Post by ganjaisgood2 on Feb 28, 2008 18:18:14 GMT -5
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Feb 29, 2008 1:47:47 GMT -5
Post by aNiMaL mOtHeR on Feb 29, 2008 1:47:47 GMT -5
Great stuff..the chick at the end prob pissed herself.
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Feb 29, 2008 18:33:18 GMT -5
Post by colombiano on Feb 29, 2008 18:33:18 GMT -5
lol all ready catch it before but still funny lol
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Mar 11, 2008 20:31:08 GMT -5
Post by MaxKwanDow on Mar 11, 2008 20:31:08 GMT -5
LMAO... Little late I know.. But still histerical.
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May 28, 2008 15:31:06 GMT -5
Post by sOuLcRuShEr on May 28, 2008 15:31:06 GMT -5
A HARLEY MAN'S WISH
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know h ow she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make her truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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May 28, 2008 17:53:33 GMT -5
Post by Dxoutlaw on May 28, 2008 17:53:33 GMT -5
lol goodone soul
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May 28, 2008 18:46:37 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on May 28, 2008 18:46:37 GMT -5
LOL awesome
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May 29, 2008 0:16:15 GMT -5
Post by colombiano on May 29, 2008 0:16:15 GMT -5
hahahahaha
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May 29, 2008 7:07:26 GMT -5
Post by ganjaisgood2 on May 29, 2008 7:07:26 GMT -5
bahahaha nice
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May 29, 2008 10:19:49 GMT -5
Post by Hein on May 29, 2008 10:19:49 GMT -5
ROFL ;D !!!
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May 30, 2008 8:23:22 GMT -5
Post by sOuLcRuShEr on May 30, 2008 8:23:22 GMT -5
JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him 'Sum Ting Wong.'
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe.'
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time.....'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t'
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May 30, 2008 16:34:30 GMT -5
Post by Hein on May 30, 2008 16:34:30 GMT -5
LOL, you deserve a *click !!!
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Jun 4, 2008 12:17:42 GMT -5
Post by BaLLiStIc on Jun 4, 2008 12:17:42 GMT -5
LOL especially the harley d00d LMAO
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