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Jul 19, 2005 8:45:12 GMT -5
Post by NightHawk on Jul 19, 2005 8:45:12 GMT -5
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Jul 22, 2005 19:57:59 GMT -5
Post by phillysfinest on Jul 22, 2005 19:57:59 GMT -5
this a joke i heard the other day i dont no if it has anything to wit this thread but here it goes.
a guy walks into a bar and saw a horse in the corner above the horse was a sign that said "make the horse laugh win $100". So the guy gets a few more beers,and then goes over to the horse looks at it and pets it. He then whispers sumthing in the ear of horse, then the horse starts laughing so hard it crys. The guy collects his money and the bar teder says "how u do that" , the guy repiles "i told him my dick was bigger then his".
a few days later the guy comes back to the bar again, this time the sign says make the horse cry. The guy gets a couple of beers and then goes to the horse and whispers sumthing in his ear. Then the horse starts crying i mean fucking crying, the guy gets $200 this time. And the bar tender asked again "how u do that" the guy say "i showed him this time"
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Jul 25, 2005 14:33:22 GMT -5
Post by phillysfinest on Jul 25, 2005 14:33:22 GMT -5
this one ive known for a few years
a guy goes to hell and starts freakn out,then satan comes up to him and says "hey hey clam down hell isnt as bad as it may seem.satan says u like gambling and the guy says ya,then satan says youll love mondays.
u like beer and getting drunk and the guy says"hell ya" and satan says "youll love tuesdays"
u like fast cars and bikes and the guy says"ya" and satan says "youll love wednesdays"
then satan says are u gay then the guy says "no" and satan replies "your going to hate thrusdays"
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Aug 3, 2005 20:17:49 GMT -5
Post by brownie on Aug 3, 2005 20:17:49 GMT -5
while we're on the hell topic, i'd just like to point out that satan doesnt actually live in hell. that is just a common misconseption. the Bible says, he will go to hell. therefore, he isnt actually in hell.
~brownie~
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Aug 16, 2005 22:35:10 GMT -5
Post by Leprechaun on Aug 16, 2005 22:35:10 GMT -5
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Aug 16, 2005 23:08:56 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on Aug 16, 2005 23:08:56 GMT -5
Heres a little something i found on the internet
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Aug 16, 2005 23:15:06 GMT -5
Post by Tom Riddle on Aug 16, 2005 23:15:06 GMT -5
LMFAO!!
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Aug 17, 2005 2:11:57 GMT -5
Post by aNiMaL mOtHeR on Aug 17, 2005 2:11:57 GMT -5
pineconeThats funny man ` ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Aug 17, 2005 17:13:03 GMT -5
Post by NightBadger on Aug 17, 2005 17:13:03 GMT -5
now that is class rofl
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Aug 18, 2005 16:44:55 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on Aug 18, 2005 16:44:55 GMT -5
Yay my dream is reality...
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Aug 18, 2005 18:26:27 GMT -5
Post by aNiMaL mOtHeR on Aug 18, 2005 18:26:27 GMT -5
Thats great, I sent that pick to my 8 yr old neice, she loves pOoH like I like to die,lol
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Aug 18, 2005 20:31:00 GMT -5
Post by jps on Aug 18, 2005 20:31:00 GMT -5
Yay my dream is reality... Ya know, Tigger really uses that bat to smash Pinecones! LOL
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Aug 18, 2005 22:51:48 GMT -5
Post by sOuLcRuShEr on Aug 18, 2005 22:51:48 GMT -5
lol!
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Aug 19, 2005 22:40:04 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on Aug 19, 2005 22:40:04 GMT -5
You just couldn't resist could you? lol
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Aug 19, 2005 23:31:59 GMT -5
Post by IBIBYM on Aug 19, 2005 23:31:59 GMT -5
Haha, these are great.
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