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Aug 20, 2005 10:15:26 GMT -5
Post by jps on Aug 20, 2005 10:15:26 GMT -5
I love you! Ohh and Mark, what's with the triple post all within an hour?
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Leprechaun
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Burn mother Fucker burn....
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Aug 20, 2005 10:41:30 GMT -5
Post by Leprechaun on Aug 20, 2005 10:41:30 GMT -5
I love you to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 20, 2005 11:06:06 GMT -5
Post by jps on Aug 20, 2005 11:06:06 GMT -5
I love you to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was responding to the quote, lol.
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Aug 20, 2005 11:56:26 GMT -5
Post by NightHawk on Aug 20, 2005 11:56:26 GMT -5
I love you! Ohh and Mark, what's with the triple post all within an hour? huh?
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Aug 26, 2005 18:45:32 GMT -5
Post by phillysfinest on Aug 26, 2005 18:45:32 GMT -5
dude iam lost
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Aug 27, 2005 9:40:38 GMT -5
Post by snipervision on Aug 27, 2005 9:40:38 GMT -5
OK i like pilot jokes so here is a few!
What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?
What's the purpose of the propeller? To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!
This guy was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passengers feel at ease. For example, one time the airplane in front of him blew a tire on landing, scattering chunks of rubber all over the runway. He was asked to hold while the trucks came out to clean up. His announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid there will be a short delay before our arrival. They've closed the airport while they clean up what's left of the last airplane that landed there.
These were actual things that people said over the intercom on a plane... so pretend to sit on an airplane and hear these.
Pilot: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!"
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what`s left of our airplane to the gate!"
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."
These were all taken off of aveiation humor, BUt i COuldnt help it i love them!
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Aug 27, 2005 13:02:50 GMT -5
Post by Leprechaun on Aug 27, 2005 13:02:50 GMT -5
k
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Sept 2, 2005 22:48:11 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on Sept 2, 2005 22:48:11 GMT -5
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Sept 3, 2005 5:17:31 GMT -5
Post by raven on Sept 3, 2005 5:17:31 GMT -5
LOL!!!!! I fucking loved that cartoon! ;D Karma 4 u
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Sept 3, 2005 21:46:50 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on Sept 3, 2005 21:46:50 GMT -5
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Sept 3, 2005 23:23:44 GMT -5
Post by IBIBYM on Sept 3, 2005 23:23:44 GMT -5
Haha, thats great. In response to the last picture, I've heard my mother say to me so many times at points in my life "You can only die once." Usually when she wants me to do something retarded.
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Sept 4, 2005 0:14:23 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on Sept 4, 2005 0:14:23 GMT -5
In that case
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Sept 4, 2005 10:10:26 GMT -5
Post by IBIBYM on Sept 4, 2005 10:10:26 GMT -5
Hahaha, that works quite well.
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Sept 4, 2005 10:46:05 GMT -5
Post by IBIBYM on Sept 4, 2005 10:46:05 GMT -5
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Sept 4, 2005 13:46:58 GMT -5
Post by ^XOD^PINECONE on Sept 4, 2005 13:46:58 GMT -5
OH YES...I know where I'm updating my wardrobe.
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